Fate Comes to Call
Look at me: I am the tank now
Paladin who would do anything for her party, but would kill for her brother. Forced to raise her brother when orphaned at a young age, decided she had no interest in pursuing the typical career path of women her age and instead of settling down with a husband and raising more children, decided to smite enemies and lend a helping hand to others with the mindset of her adopting the world as her family.
She is seeking to gain knowledge in the teachings of the Lady. She knows she is not the most tactfully sound, but with time and experience, she hopes she will one day be a teacher and guide for the Austere Lady.
Enjoys long walks on the beach and slaughtering her enemies.
What the fuck did you just say to me m8? I dropped out of the old country peasant life I’m the sickest chick you’ll ever meet & I’ve nicked 300 evil monsters from the new and old continent. I kicked fuckin wendigos from one town to the next I hungered for human flesh bloke. I have martial weapon proficiency & I’m the strongest fucking paladin in the entire party . You’re nothing to me but a filthy casual. I’ll smite you and smash a fucking longsword over yer head bro, i swear 2 the Lady. You think you can fuckin debuff me whilst sittin on yer arse casting a lil spell? think again wanka. I’m summoning my unicorn right now preparing for a proper brawl. A battle that’ll make your ass sore just hearing about it. You’re a waste bro My party be all over the place & ill beat ya to a proper fuckin pulp with me armored fists and my unicorn’s horn wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s bone handled axe & see if that gets u the fok out o’ Siendart ya daft kunt. If you had seen this bloody fuckin mess comming you might a’ kept ur spells and shit to yourself. But it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite holy fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess monster.